Meeting wid director

my meeting with the director

me: can i come in sir?

d: yes, come in!

me: gud evng sir!

d: gud evng!

me: sir, i want to talk on some of the issues that we r facing in the college!

d: yeah, sure (as if i'm going to listen to them!!!!!)

me: sir, 1st of all i have some issues about the hostel!

dir: yeah, go on (why shud i care, as long as i'm living comfortably in my penthouse)

me: sir, there r bedbugs in my bed.

d: ohh! its very bad.. have u contacted warden?

me: yes, sir n he said he can't do anything about that (the moment i have entered this college i'm getting the same answer from every staff) (even for devsquare)

d: hmm! (if he can't do anything then wht cud i do in this case!!!). you shud register the complaint n then we'll see. if nothing happens then come to see me
       (i'm going to tell my P.A. to not let this student enter my cabin)

me: also sir i wud like to request u to increase the download limit (make it unlimited, in fact)

d: wht r u going to do wid the increased download limit (i'm still figuring wht i shud do with my unlimited download facility????)

me: sir, we r mtech students! there's so much to do? students here r so intelligent (except me)....they have their own ideas to make something useful out internet
      i mean its computer branch. u can design and can learn so many things online from net and also for various implementations that cud only be done thru net.
    (arey sir aap karo to sahi unlimited, fir btate hai wht we can do)

d: ok we'll see to that....(hahaha, i have got their net fees of this sem)

me: (fir taal diya)  

me: and sir most of all the food that the caterer is serving (my stomach is still not working properly) 
   
d: yeah, next month ria caterers r coming, so don't worry (i'd rather eat in the mess than my home) (he doesn't know yet that ria is worst than this one)
    (this caterer was increasing its money so it was totally my idea to change the caterer and it got successful)

me: sounds(loud fart)!!!!!!!

d: wht was that????????

me: nthng sir! my phone is on vibration (he doesn't listen to me so i'd rather pollute his room as my revenge)

me: and sir wht abt mosquitoes???/( i was 80kgs when i entered this college, now i'm 70kgs) (no difference b/w mosquitoes n professors)

d: yeah, i'll talk to murugan abt this. it'll get sprayed this evng

me: (hain!!!!! i was thinking that murugan sits in the data centre blocking the ids of innocent people)

me: and last question sir, when the rooms r going to be washed and cleaned (its like since 2000 nobody from the college has visited the hostel)

d: yeah, we'll do it ASAP...(hahaha, i've got their hostel fees)

me: thank you sir for giving ur valuable time (sir i want ur apple interface on my b'day)

d: (yeah, like its goin' to happen) thank you.....