Class of shakeel

Class of Shakeel

C Class
everybody's entering the classroom

as bhargava sees me approaching for my seat he thinks: n here comes the idiot!!! how come i always get an idiot person sitting besides me?????

i sat on my seat

Shakeel enters the classroom
Everybody's mind is thinking "i know C, i'm the master of C"

As the class starts

neha supekar enters the classroom

me: aaj yeh fir late aayi hai (today also she has arrived late in the classroom)

after 1/2 hr
Everybody(except me): (yeah, i must've read it somewhere)

after 1 hr
Everybody(except me): (i don't know, i don't know, i don't know..........)

shakeel sir: who calls main()?

neha supekar: who calls main()!!!!!! wht is he asking????

me: ek to late aati hai, upar se puchti hai "wht is he asking"(she always comes late and then also she asks"wht is he asking")

meera and bhargava starts discussing
both agreed on exe calls main()

deepak(one hand up): sir, sir, sir SIR sir sir sir
after so many callings
shakeel: yes
deepak: sir exe calls main
shakeel: in a way u r rite
deepak: in a very confident way seeing each n everybody(yeah, i'm the master. don't mess wid me)

shakeel: i'm not goin' to give u cat n dog examples, we r goin' to do reeeeeeeeeeeal world applications.

work-ex guys: yeah, we know all abt that, that's why we r here in IIIT-B.

shakeel: today we r goin' to understand the concept of threading..i'll show u. let's do it..

deepak: i know everything abt it.

me(yawning): howcome the girl sitting diaganolly to me is always fresh n alert???? she makes perfect notes. she must be really intelligent.
diagonal girl: why is this guy always staring at me????
me: she must be thinking that i'm always staring at her!!! But i'm always looking at the smart board!!!!

meera doing programming on her laptop in Borland C++
me: hain!!! everybody is doing in visual studio and she is doing programming in Borland
as i continued to see her programming
me: are baapre!!! she is good in C!!! Howcome i always get intelligent persons sitting besides me???? isse acchha to meri seat vikas ke saath honi chahiye thi(it was better to have my seat near vikas)

hrishikesh asks question: sir, wht if secondary thread calls any other secondary thread??

deepak starts explaining the answer to everybody around him and nobody is listening to him..

shakeel: n why do u want to do that??? don't do it...

hrishikesh: i knew it!! i knew that the instant i'm going to ask him a question, he is going to say"don't do it"

gaurav: sir, array is not a pointer na??

shakeel: Nooooo, Nooo, Noooo, Noo. No, No, No..array itself points to the base address so it is a pointer.

gaurav: acchha sir, how cud i pass an array to a pointer........n the question is goin' on and on and on

shakeel's mind: !@#$%%^&&*@@@@@#$%%10100001001001{}^&:">?<>$%^&&##@@@! wht is he asking???yeh sab to maine ComputerBasedTestApplication mein karwa diya tha

shreya barsaiyan(asking in a slow motion): sir.....wht if.......primary.........thread.....itself........gets.......killed......and secondary.......processes......r not yet...........completed????

deepak again in motion n everybody staring at him...

neha supekar: still not in a mood to study.......

diagonal girl: taking notes

the person in the cabin seeing thru camera: why is roll no. 84 always yawning and sleeping???i shud mark him absent

shakeel: it'll not happen!!!!

shreya: howcome he so easily get rid of the question

shakeel: actually she is rite!!! it may happen. so wht do u do in that case???

deepak again one hand up and tries to answer.. and the class gets over

me: aaj fir kuch samajh mein nhi aaya...fir puri raat jaagna padega(today also i din't understand anything, my whole night is ruined again)

after end of tha class RAM runs towards towards the person in tha cabin to get the slides in hs pendrive..

JAVA class

me entering the class

bhargava: howcome i always get an idiot person sitting besides me??

meera: why this guy doesn't talk to anybody

saurabh: hi saarika!!(bas isse aage main kuch baat nhi kar paunga kabhi bhi)

saarika: hi saurabh!!(nothing in mind)

me(taking my seat): hain!!! aaj neha supekar jaldi aa gyi(hain!!!today neha supekar has came earlier)

shakeel(after explaining java class libararies): so wht is java??? many people say java is a language n i say how is java a lang.???
actually they r rite!!!

neha bhatia: laughing and laughing and laughing (after everybody has stopped laughing)

tushar, dheryata, y sundeep, joseph(thinking): we r SAC members...hahaha

soujanya (thinking): ISRO, ISRO, ISRO, ISRO, ISRO, ISRO...I have a doubt.i'm not goin to ask..ISRO, ISRO, ISRO.....

Srinvas: one side ISRO and one side scholar, in between i'm defaulter...

me: yaar, howcome bhargava doesn't get scholarship...he is so intelligent!!!

shreya barsaiyan: acchha hua!!Bhargava doesn't deserve scholarship......

hrishikesh: sir, wht if we assign static to x and y??

shakeel: (arey yaar!!!)no questions from now on will be entertained on static..

the girl sitting besides deepak: hey, deepak u don't have any doubts????

deepak: no, he is teaching alrite..

girl besides deepak(thinking): hmm, as if u kow java??? i get it he only knows C....

(neha supekar sleeping) shakeel: those who r sleeping shud go n wash their face.

(neha supekar awakes like somebody has slapped her)

(me also getting awake slowly-slowly)

garima jain: freshers, freshers, freshers, freshers, dance, dance, dance, dance

nagarajan(thinking): my questions r d best in d class!!!wht shud i ask today?

vikas(thinking): one side vinaya siemens and other side vibhor scholar???why does it always happen wid me???

me: diagonal girl is taking perfect notes..she is really intelligent.

shakeel: u'll get assignments n from next class i'm goin to ask questions individually.

everybody(except me): yeh lo, bas shakeel ki hi kami thi

class gets over n everybody is thinking yippy weekend, RAM running to get the slides.

me: again, the whole night...

(please don't take anybody this as personal, this is just to get u guys some fun...also when we watch tv shows in which people r making fun of actors and politicians, then we laugh on it, so just take it easily)

my first love - part-1

PART - 1
I wake up in the morning as usual abusing myself for waking up so late at 10:00. My daily plans were always to wake up at 6:00am which is impossible.

Because, now I am a M.Tech student and the workload was unbelievable. So I usually was alive fully till 5:00am. My grades were not so gud so I was always tensed, less I know that today something awesome was going to happen.

It was a beautiful morning with the rays of sun reaching my room's window. I was feeling better today as compared to other days "I don't know why?"

I went for bath, waking up my frnd too for the class. He lived in front of my room, one of my best frnds.

Then my other best frnd came and we three start walking out of hostel and towards the class. We three always talk loudly passing "galiyan" to the frnds around us even during the morning. And then we entered the class. As I approached the seat, the girl that sits in front of me was already there as usual.

The seat next to me was empty. After a certain while, he enters the class and sat next to me.

Then "SHE" walks inside the class and I just had a glance. She was luking gud without knowing that this girl is going to change my world, my views about love and my decision about marriage which I have hold together for years i.e "No Marriage".

Nothing new was going on. As of my daily routine, I was sleeping in the algorithm's class because nothing was getting in my head. Also I was having some sort of feeling of hatred towards that prof "I don't know why?"

Also as usual I was staring at the "diagonal girl". And as usual "girl in front of me" and "boy that sits next to me" were discussing severely about what the prof was teaching. Then I started looking at her, she was disturbed today because she was unable to understand what the prof was teaching!! So she started a discussion with the girl that sits beside her. After a few moments of discussion she was relaxed. But now I was disturbed because I always thought that girl to be of my level means "unable to understand anything". But, later months showed me that she was really intelligent.

Then as the class gets over, I went for the token in my room as usual and my friends scolding me "pta nhi log kyun token jeb mein nhi rakhte hai"

Then I came to mess, take my food and sat with my frnds and started eating the food.

Again I saw that girl, and she also glanced at me today. I feel a little delighted.

Then she started smiling and laughing "I don't know why?".

That's when the lightning struck me in my heart. I don't know what happens but it seems like the most beautiful angel from the heaven has come down to earth.
She was like pure light that could only be emitted by god's virtue. She was like the nature's beauty.

The feeling, when u r standing alone in a distant far forest and the winds starts blowing the trees and it touches your face. You feel like the best moment of your life. The sounds of leaves scratching each other, and the birds chirping, the river flowing and the smell of white lotus comes into your nose.

The above feelings comes into my senses and I was exhilirated and enthrilled by the thought of love at that moment.